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While watching "House at the End of the Street":

Dad: Katniss you slut.

Dad: What would your boyfriend think. What's his name?

Uncle: Um... Puta I think.

Dad: That's bitch in Spanish.

Me: Peeta!

Dad: No I don't want any bread...

Me: ...Are you serious now?

Dad: Whatever is name is Katniss is cheating on him and being a dumb bitch in this movie.

Uncle: A puta.

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squirtledd:

do you guys remember this cute video of a poodle walking on its hind legs?

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well, in order for the puppy to learn this, its owner trained it by yelling, cursing, hitting, and throwing it. simply to gain internet fame.

video proof can be found here. warning: it is very hard to watch, but this puppy deserves justice.

if you’d like to act, here is a link to a petition

more people need to know the truth behind this “cute walking puppy”

qué horrible :ccccccccccc

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How people at my school see genres of rock music.

Hardcore: Screamo

Rock and Roll: Screamo

Hard Rock: Screamo

Prog Rock: Screamo

Glam Rock: Screamo

Heavy Metal: Screamo

Thrash Metal: Screamo

Death Metal: Screamo

Power Metal: Screamo

Black Metal: Screamo

Glam Metal: Screamo

Pop-Punk: Screamo

Pittbull: Jesus and the angels singing a heavenly song from above.

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Cuando dejas de buscarlo, aparece.

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boers:

Genie is the pseudonym for a feral child who spent nearly all of the first thirteen years of her life locked inside a bedroom strapped to a potty chair. She was a victim of one of the most severe cases of social isolation ever documented. Genie was discovered by Los Angeles authorities on November 4, 1970.

During the day, she was tied to a child’s toilet in diapers; some nights, when she had not been completely forgotten, she was bound in a sleeping bag and placed in an enclosed crib with a cover made of metal screening. Indications are that Genie’s father beat her with a large stick if she vocalized, and he barked and growled at her like a dog in order to keep her quiet. He also rarely allowed his wife and son to leave the house or even to speak, and he expressly forbade them to speak to Genie. By the age of 13, Genie was almost entirely mute, commanding a vocabulary of about 20 words and a few short phrases (nearly all negative, such as “stop it” and “no more”).

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